A house of two halves

It’s been a couple of weeks now since I realised I no longer walk into our house filled with dread. My heart no longer sinks at the dust, I no longer trip over boxes. I don’t see it as a massive job, an uphill battle, a puzzle that can’t be solved. I see it as a HOME.

But it’s not all over yet. Our home has become a house of two halves.

When we moved, we knew which bits of the house were going to be ‘done’ and which weren’t. We painted the bedrooms and had them carpeted before we even moved in. The hall, stairs and landing came a few weeks later.

The kitchen, after a FOURTEEN HOUR epic clean by my mum and dad was going to stay the same. As were the lounge and dining room. The kitchen had the exact same cupboards my mum and dad’s house had when we moved there in 1981, but it had plenty of space and was really not too bad once it was clean.

Ironically, for a while, it was the ‘old’ part of the house I liked better. The ‘new’ part of the house was cluttered with boxes, paint pots, rollers, paint trays and a ladder. It was a work in progress.

The old part of the house we just simply moved into. The lounge had settees, the TV, the bookshelf and our old rug. It also had an old, grubby carpet, some very old-fashioned lighting and some ugly doors separating it from the dining room, but it felt comfortable. With all our own possessions in there, it felt like home.


(The bathrooms and toilets remained another issue entirely and I would never be happy or comfortable with them.)

But then the boxes in the bedrooms were unpacked, the carpet went down in the hall and landing and the ladder finally left the building. Suddenly the new parts of the house were really showing up the old parts. Walking through our hall or into any of our bedrooms is like walking into a little part of heaven. Walking in out our kitchen, not so much.

Only three of the gas rings work and, when you cook so many meals at once you really need the full four. Then there’s the sink. It has a waste disposal unit, which just sounds completely gross and we don’t use. But this seems to affect the sink’s ability to drain properly. So every now and then we have to switch it on. It makes the scariest, loudest grinding and growling noise and, last time we switched it on, it also made a worryingly loud bang. The sort of bang which says ‘I’ve just blown all of your fuses and I might be going to set on fire’. So we’ve pretty much stopped using the kitchen sink and now we’re using the utility sink, which has been used for nothing but cleaning painting equipment since we moved in – and it shows. We cannot get it clean. And don’t even get me started on the floor surface – it’s hideous. I wouldn’t walk on it with bare feet if you paid me.

While the lounge and dining room aren’t as bad as the kitchen and bathrooms, they certainly look a bit tired and dated. They’ve got the grubby carpet, marked paintwork and the awful brown skirting boards.

I thought we’d finished our decorating and DIY until we could afford to get the kitchen done, but I don’t think we can cope with our house of two halves.

So the paintbrushes will be coming out again!

Author: Sarah Mummy

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  1. Oh my a 14 hour clean up of the kitchen!! I would have cilit Bang’d the lot and left it – but I am such a rubbish and lazy cleaner. Ooh so you’re halfway there then? Another few weeks and it’ll be a whole new home!

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  2. I am so grateful to my mum and dad for that! I just couldn’t do it. If it was down to me I would still be struggling with it now. We’re halfway, but we have to stop now as we can’t afford to get the kitchen and the other bathrooms done at the moment. There’s a few more licks of pain to be done though!

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  3. its amazing how people get their houses so grubby in the first place, my small poky bathroom took me about 4 hrs to clean when we moved in. I am glad it is starting to feel like home, will all be worth it one day.

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  4. Ha – I’m so glad you are making some progress! It’s a long old slog but very satisfying when the hard work pays off! :)) x

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  5. Sounds like a lot of work, but it’s all going to be great after you’ve finished decorating :o)

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  6. Thanks very much, ladies. It is hard work, but it’s starting to look really good.
    Everything in our house was so dirty, Elaine, but the kitchen was in a whole different ballpark! I think as the people were so elderly they couldn’t see the dirt and they didn’t have the energy and strength to clean it.

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  7. There was me hoping that your hard work was coming to an end – at least the weather outside is mostly miserable so it’s a good time to be stuck inside doing your house up (looks for bright side…). Good luck!

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  8. That’s an epic kitchen clean. We have only done two rooms of our house and I have to say that one of those we all spend a lot of time in. Will be interesting to see if that changes as we get more rooms done.

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  9. It is definitely a good time to be stuck in doing the work, FM, then I can enjoy the spring!
    It was a ridiculous kitchen clean, Erica. My poor mum!

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