The longest day – part 4
My boss asked me yesterday ‘How are you even alive?’ He’d spent a week with three kids. If the bedtime blog didn’t act as contraception,…
My boss asked me yesterday ‘How are you even alive?’ He’d spent a week with three kids. If the bedtime blog didn’t act as contraception,…
This is my kids’ attempt to unravel the dark mysteries of crime, law and order. Crime and criminals are in equal parts scary and intriguing…
A random bunch of questions (and a couple of answers) from B1 and LG. Me: Why didn’t you eat your fishcakes, B1? B1 age 9:…
Growing up, I always wanted girls. It was mainly to with the clothes. I named my daughter in 1996, but didn’t give birth to her…
Today I am on my own. Yep, on my own. No kids, no husband. I love it, it’s such a rare treat, and I am…
Some more of the mysteries of birth, babies, and ‘minnies’. All from my daughter, aged 5. Mummy, did you need a wee when your baby…
The mystery of pregnancy and birth – how the blinking flip do babies get out? And what happens to them on the inside? Luckily and…
I love reading. I love reading myself, I love reading to my kids and they (and their friends!) love listening to me read. I’m pleased…
Some burning issues and important questions on life, death and everything in between from my daughter when she was 4 1/4. How does people’s hair…
My kids are not babies. Far from it. At 10, and entering his final year at primary school, my eldest is more tween than toddler,…
‘Daddy, I don’t much like food from fields’ my daughter announced at the table yesterday. And what poisonous ‘food from fields’ were we trying to…
To celebrate my return from holiday, here are a few of the kids’ best holiday-related questions… If you don’t know Padstow, it’s on an estuary….