My kids might be growing up fast, but it hasn’t stopped them talking rubbish. Here’s some recent classics…
LG age 6 3/4: Mummy, how do boobies make milk? Out of spit?
B1 age 11 1/2: Would you say cheese was a spice?
LG age 6 3/4: Has a man ever kissed a man before?
LG age 6 3/4: (About the boys, who are dirty after rugby…) It’s a shame we can’t just cut their legs off then clean them.
LG age 6 3/4: If you’ve been naughty and Santa doesn’t bring you any presents, do you think your family will let you open theirs?
LG age 6 3/4: Mummy, do you know anyone lived through their whole life without getting robbed?
LG age 6 3/4: (Shows me calculator) How did I get this number?
Me: I don’t know.
LG: I did 987654321 add 987654321.
B1 age 11 1/2: Mummy, do you know what it’s like to blow up a canister of gasoline?
February 7, 2013
I love the comment about the boys after rugby, perhaps not very practical though!!
February 7, 2013
Not really! She thought it was a great idea though!
February 7, 2013
Such randomness!
February 8, 2013
Tell me aobut it! Thanks very much for commenting and for sharing the randomness 🙂
February 8, 2013
The gasoline is worrying! Really made me chuckle.
February 9, 2013
Hahaha very random yet amusing x
February 9, 2013
HAHA! Brilliant, love the cheese one 😀
February 9, 2013
Wow – what a set of questions! The gasoline is especially worrying!! xx
February 9, 2013
Thanks very much, everyone! The gasoline one is rather worrying, but I think it’s just a boy thing – they’re obsessed with danger!