Boobies, cheese and dirty legs

My kids might be growing up fast, but it hasn’t stopped them talking rubbish. Here’s some recent classics…

LG age 6 3/4: Mummy, how do boobies make milk? Out of spit?

B1 age 11 1/2: Would you say cheese was a spice?

LG age 6 3/4: Has a man ever kissed a man before?

LG age 6 3/4: (About the boys, who are dirty after rugby…) It’s a shame we can’t just cut their legs off then clean them.

LG age 6 3/4: If you’ve been naughty and Santa doesn’t bring you any presents, do you think your family will let you open theirs?

LG age 6 3/4: Mummy, do you know anyone lived through their whole life without getting robbed?

LG age 6 3/4: (Shows me calculator) How did I get this number?
Me: I don’t know.
LG: I did 987654321 add 987654321.

B1 age 11 1/2: Mummy, do you know what it’s like to blow up a canister of gasoline?

Author: Sarah Mummy

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  1. Tell me aobut it! Thanks very much for commenting and for sharing the randomness 🙂

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  2. Thanks very much, everyone! The gasoline one is rather worrying, but I think it’s just a boy thing – they’re obsessed with danger!

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