Random mysteries

Another selection of random mysteries from out of the mouths of my babes, taking in Voldemort, sellotape, longevity and the mysteries of time itself…

B1 age 9 1/2: Is Voldemort evil in real life? (The actor) Same for Malfoy?

B1 age 9 1/2: Are Mr and Mrs Weasley married in real life? (The actors)

B2 age 7 1/4: Does 1 GB hold 101 photos?

LG age 5: Is it pretty early and pretty late?

B2 age 7 1/4: Is sexy a swear word?

LG age 5: Where do you get Sellotape from? I’ve never seen you buying it.

B1 age 5: One day, on Tuesday, Grandma and Grandpa let me put sugar on my Weetabix. It was the day LG was born.
(Several months earlier)

LG age 5: How do you say Mummy in Japanese?

LG age 5: Has anyone in the whole wide world ever lived to 130?

LG age 6: Do you work near the prison?
Me: Yes.
LG: So if that man was smoking in the toilet again, you could just take him to the prison?

Author: Sarah Mummy

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