We share the world with them. But how much do kids really know about animals? Not a lot, it would seem.

LG age 4 1/2: Do you think anyone has ever been poo-ed on by a bird?

LG age 4 3/4: What colour sick is bird sick?

LG age 4 3/4: Can nits talk?

LG age 4 3/4: How do spiders get in trees?

LG age 4 3/4: Has anyone in this country ever seen a Gruffalo?

B1 age 9 1/2: Do birds stand on this path?

B1 age 9 1/2: Can lions escape from zoos?

LG age 5 1/4: They’re not pigeons, they’re birds.

Author: Sarah Mummy

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  1. Haha! I love these. My favourite is can nits talk?!!

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  2. Love these and tell LG that I speak with experience when I say that birds can DEFINITELY poo on you………. & it’s not lucky!!! 😉

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  3. Hehe – If nits could talk I reckon they would say “I prefer blondes” and that kind of thing 😉

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  4. Fab questions, but what were your answers? Hope you told them nits talk.: )

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  5. Thanks very much, everyone. Love your answer to if nits could talk, Notmyyearoff!
    I try to answer the questions honestly where I can, Jodie, but sometimes I’m lost for words!

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