A further insight into the dark depths of my children’s minds – and the pressure they put on their poor Mummy to answer the damn things, while also keeping a straight face.
LG age 4 1/4: There goes Sylvia to his car. Is Sylvia a man or a lady? (‘Sylvia’ has cared for LG at nursery since she was six months old)
LG age 4 1/4: How do people make hairbrushes? How do they make hairdryers?
B2 age 6 3/4: Do you like farts, LG?
LG age 4 1/4: I don’t mind.
Lg age 4 1/4: If someone ate us, would blood come out?