Saturday is school play caption day!
This is me back in 1990 starring as posh Lady Helena in our 6th form production of The Gut Girls. And don’t I look stunning?
That hat caused much hilarity. My fellow thespians had a special name for it – The Turd. I’m not really sure what I did to offend the make-up lady either, come to mention it.
Can you caption the posh bird with The Turd on her head?

It’s my ‘turd’ on stage.
The rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain….
I’ve heard the turd,falls mainly on the bird….
*chuckles at the photo – you look so well-to-do*
You look a bit like Mary Poo-pins 😉
Thanks, everybody 🙂
I think all well-to-do ladies wear turds on their head, don’t they?!
Sarah had gone so dotty that she actually quite liked the turd hat.
MMmm think I will wear this clubbing…..I am sure to pull a millionaire
The hat meant the Mary Poppins look wasn’t quite pulled off.
Oh yes its a poo poo, there all the rage in milan you know!
“I really do love this hat, wonder if they’d notice if I kept it after the play…?”
“Do you like my hat, they’re rather poop-ular you know.”
That will teach me for getting dressed in the dark!