Saturday is Monster caption day!
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t wait to take the kids to see Monsters University, which came out yesterday. Yay!
But, wait, they haven’t seen Monsters Inc yet! Should they? Do I need to get them the DVD?
Well, ONE OF THEM has seen Monsters Inc. He had a phobia for a long time afterwards which meant nobody else was allowed to watch it.
It can’t be anything to do with his pregnant Mummy forcing him to say hello at Disneyland Paris 10 years ago, can it?
Can you caption the pregnant lady, the toddler and the monster?

Mummy: “And I thought I had a little monster!”
This monster has really got the blues mum.
You have sullied my reputation now Mummy.
Mum, there really is a monster behind you!
I think there are some humans nestled in my armpit
What this big blue monster is coming to stay?
Hee hee he’s tickling my back!
Apologies for the lame caption – the heat is eroding my humour!
Don’t tell ’em about the blue honey, Mummy!
mum this dude has bad BO!! run for it.
ps my daughter was a bit put off by Monsters INc for a while but then we all watched it together and now she loves it!
Thanks very much, everyone, they made me laugh!
Sarah – it’s good to know another child was put off it, but now manages to watch it OK!