Woodpeckers, statues and pasta
It’s been a while since I’ve shared my children’s words of wisdom, well, random thoughts, with you. I don’t want to give you too much of a good thing.
But as you’ve all been so patient, here’s a tasty selection, on woodpeckers, trips to China, flying and more. All courtesy of my little girl, when she was 5 3/4.
I would hate a woodpecker to put his beak onto our house and get into our house. Do you think a woodpecker could do that?
Poppy said, and I think she was lying, she goes to a kung fu club and she goes on a plane to China. Is China a long, long way? I think she went on a plane, but it just looked like China.
The inside bricks are lucky because they stay warm.
Do you think if I was in the Olympics, and I was running even faster than you’re meant to, and I was jumping up and down, do you think I would start flying?
I’m going to make my pasta snap in my tummy and that will make me do a fart.
Do those statues make any noise?
Me: Do you know what a trench is?
LG: Yes, when it’s raining and you get all trenched.
Daddy: I had a bath, LG.
LG: How did you fit in?
We are getting trenched constantly at the moment. Bloomin rain and snow! 🙂 she sounds so cute!
(I think you linked up the wrong post on the linky)
Oh wait…ignore me, you didn’t 🙂
Brilliant, I paarticularly liked the pasta quote and the one about the bricks staying warm (so cute :)). You’re right, our girls do sound alike 🙂
Yep you are right the bricks on t.he inside are very lucky
When I was 10 my teacher asked me what khaki was. I had no idea so I said, ‘something that opens a car.’
When checking on my son then aged 3 that he was asleep he suddenly sat up and told me he couldn’t sleep because his eyes kept pinging open all on their own.
They are brilliant! My favourite is the comment to her Daddy, kids are so unbelievably funny 🙂
Lol at the plane looking like China – that’s great! Xx
Thanks very much for your comments, everyone. I like the way everyone likes different ones 🙂
James – I think you gave a very reasonable and sensible answer to your teacher’s question!
Ha! I like the bricks observation.A very bright child indeed 🙂
Lucky bricks indeed! 😀
Thanks very much, ladies. Bright or a bit crazy, I think, Aly!
As bricks go, they are pretty lucky, YMR!
I’m actually rofl-ing – poor Daddy! Smart cookie you’ve got there 😉