Our bodies do some interesting things, particularly farting, weeing and pooing. Here are some mysteries about the human body from my eternally inquisitive kids…
B2 age 7 1/2: How may out of 10 people are double-jointed?
B2 age 7 1/2: If I could lose one thing my brain does, it would be pain.
LG age 5 (in a toilet cubicle): It says no smoking in here, but what if you were smoking and you need the toilet?
B1 age 9 3/4: Why do humans need pants? We’ve got trousers. It’s pointless.
B2 age 7 1/2: What are toes for?
LG age 5 1/4: What if you were doing a poo and some of your good food came out?
LG age 5 1/4: Where do beards come from?
LG age 5 1/4: Why do you fart when you’ve eaten pigeon?
LG age 5 1/4: Mummy, at Weston-super-Mare I saw a lady and a man sucking each other.
May 18, 2012
Brilliant! Good point about ‘good food’! Some great reasoning going on there. Do you want to add it to the #outofthemouthsofbabes linky? Feel free.
It’s at:
http://www.yummymummyreally.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/out-of-mouths-of-babes.html
May 19, 2012
Thanks very much – there’s always much hilarity and nonsense coming from my kids’ mouths! I will certainly add it to the link – I think that will make three for me and I STILL haven’t worked out how to use your link thing! Technophobe 🙁
May 19, 2012
Try this: select the code in the drop down box on my blog. copy it to clipboard. go into your blog post and ensure you are in the html tab. paste code where you want it. Switch back to compose tab to check.
If problem, check the quotation marks in the code are still all the same straight ones. Sometimes they paste strangely in blogger. Manually type them in if so.
Let me know if that works!
May 19, 2012
I’m sure it SHOULD work, I’m just such a technophobe I can’t do it! Sorry! I really tried 🙁
May 26, 2012
Tell B1 if he got his thing caught in his zip then he’d soon discover why we need pants!
May 27, 2012
Ouch! I’ll let him know if he ever asks again!