My girl is on a roll today. With a load of questions and comments that almost make sense. Almost.
All from my girl, all aged 5 1/2…
Why do birds poo on people?
Why is bird poo white?
I’ve never seen fish in real-life water, not swimming pools, but water like where whales go.
I know how fast I go. More than extremely.
Autumn should never be sunny.
I know when my eyes are right up. Because I can’t see.
Mummy, I think women actually can have a bellybutton like Daddy.
Who invented smoking? King Henry VIII? No, actually, I think he did more chopping than inventing.
I just made up a word and B2 said it is actually a word. It’s actually French for snail. ESCARGOT!