We went for a walk in the forest the other day and, as ever, my eldest son, the awkward tween and intrepid Scout had to go off and do his own thing.
But what EXACTLY is he doing here?
It wasn’t until I looked back at the photos that I realised what it looked like he was doing!
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Now i need to run x miles an hour and launch myself at a 45 degree angle to clear this stream and land safely on the other side!
This is just a ‘wee’ tree.
If I aim it tight, can I make it to the other side?
Sorry, that should read ‘right’!
Well he’s staring pensively into the babbling stream isn’t he? 😉
The tree wondered exactly what it had done wrong in a previous life. 🙂
writing your name in a stream just didnt have the same effect as snow
The sound of water makes me want to =P pee
I’m not peeing, I’m pausing for thought!
What do you do if you wanna go loo in the English Country Garden?… Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants in the English Country Garden…. Oh now that inside my brain ALL DAY LONG!
Tell me you sang that when you were little and I don’t just look like some nutter?!
I heard this makes the mushrooms grow quicker…
I can’t believe how crap I am at golf…. how did my ball end up here? Ok, need to swing this out of here with this next shot!!!!
Oh, muuum, I can’t even wee in peace!!
Thanks very much, everyone! Fab suggestions 🙂
Yes, Mammasaurus, I sang the pull down your pants song. A timeless classic! I taught my kids too.
He picks the most unusual places to practise his golf swing
I hope no one can see me unwrapping this last Christmas chocolate
Thanks, ladies! It might be his fishing rod rather than his golf swing, Kate! Would be the perfect place to unwrap a chocolate, Kizzy!