How do these thoughts enter a 9 year old boy’s head?!
Has the school got a big chunk of our database? (What database would that be?!)
What would happen if you shaved a tiger’s fur off? (I’m interested to find out how you would get to the tiger to shave its fur off in the first place!)
Could a killer whale kill a dog called Scooby? (Would it be easier or more difficult than killing a dog called Rover or Bowser, I wonder?)
Have you ever seen a lady with a willy? Is there such a thing as a lady with a willy?