The gentle art of dishonesty
These jeans I’m wearing? They look just like my old best jeans. But they’re not my old best jeans, they’re my new best jeans. I hadn’t intended to buy any new best jeans, but then my second best jeans got a hole in them. I’d been intending to wear them to Alton Towers, so then I was forced to wear my best jeans to Alton Towers and then I wouldn’t have any clean jeans for the housewarming party the...
