From trousers to belly buttons, Hitler to poo – some little gems from my own little gem – my daughter aged 6.
Did you know all our fingers are the same size, but some of them are just on hills? Is that right?
That man’s smoking! Shall we call the police?
If there was a competition for the best belly button picker, do you think I’d win?
Do you think my poo will take five minutes?
If someone said to me who is your worst friend, I would say Hitler.
What is the steering wheel exactly for when you’ve got the pedals?
You know trousers and things like that? Why do they have a line down the bum hole?