Seven shades of random

Just a small selection of weirdness from the dark depths of my kids’ minds…

B1 age 10 1/4: Why is farting rude?
LG age 5 1/2: It sounds great!

LG age 5 1/2: What is Welsh? Is it from Spain?

B1 age 10 1/4: What colour did Jesus hate?

B2 age 8: What is the most disgusting bird your Daddy has ever eaten?

B1 age 10 1/4: Has anyone ever farted in front of the Prime Minister?

LG age 5 3/4: What is the best planet for humans to live on?

LG age 5 3/4: Does rice come from Thailand?
Me: Yes.
LG: That’s why I hate it?

Wot So Funee?

Author: Sarah Mummy

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  1. Well, that is a completely random set of things! They’re all either going to be very strange people, or complete geniuses!

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  2. They certainly seem to have a fixation with farting….as do must children under the age of 12!

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  3. Don’t know about farting in front of the PM, but I did read once about a little boy who wet his pants in front of the Queen!

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  4. Thank you all for your comments. I never cease to be amazed at the things the kids say – and there’s always a fair amount of farting and pooing!

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  5. I can kind of relate to the Welsh one…I’m rubbish at Geography and end up saying things like that!!

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  6. Ha ha, glad they’re not the only ones, Karen! I’m rubbish at geography too, but not quite that bad!

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