Just a small selection of weirdness from the dark depths of my kids’ minds…
B1 age 10 1/4: Why is farting rude?
LG age 5 1/2: It sounds great!
LG age 5 1/2: What is Welsh? Is it from Spain?
B1 age 10 1/4: What colour did Jesus hate?
B2 age 8: What is the most disgusting bird your Daddy has ever eaten?
B1 age 10 1/4: Has anyone ever farted in front of the Prime Minister?
LG age 5 3/4: What is the best planet for humans to live on?
LG age 5 3/4: Does rice come from Thailand?
LG: That’s why I hate it?