Just a small selection of weirdness from the dark depths of my kids’ minds…
B1 age 10 1/4: Why is farting rude?
LG age 5 1/2: It sounds great!
LG age 5 1/2: What is Welsh? Is it from Spain?
B1 age 10 1/4: What colour did Jesus hate?
B2 age 8: What is the most disgusting bird your Daddy has ever eaten?
B1 age 10 1/4: Has anyone ever farted in front of the Prime Minister?
LG age 5 3/4: What is the best planet for humans to live on?
LG age 5 3/4: Does rice come from Thailand?
Me: Yes.
LG: That’s why I hate it?
November 20, 2012
Well, that is a completely random set of things! They’re all either going to be very strange people, or complete geniuses!
November 20, 2012
They certainly seem to have a fixation with farting….as do must children under the age of 12!
November 20, 2012
Don’t know about farting in front of the PM, but I did read once about a little boy who wet his pants in front of the Queen!
November 20, 2012
Thank you all for your comments. I never cease to be amazed at the things the kids say – and there’s always a fair amount of farting and pooing!
November 20, 2012
I can kind of relate to the Welsh one…I’m rubbish at Geography and end up saying things like that!!
November 21, 2012
Ha ha, glad they’re not the only ones, Karen! I’m rubbish at geography too, but not quite that bad!