Crime, animals, belly buttons and tattoos. The sorts of things we think about and talk about every day. Well, some of us do. Mainly those under the age of 12.
LG age 6: Mummy, can I ask you a question? It’s a horrible one. Would you rather starve to death or be robbed?
Me: Be robbed.
LG: B2 said that, BUT, the robbers don’t care about you, they only care about stuff and they wouldn’t give you any food.
LG age 5 1/4: How do the police find the naughty people?
LG age 5 1/4: Do all men have belly buttons like Daddy? Will my belly button always stick out?
B2 age 7 3/4: If you were called hefty, would you have tattoos?
B1 age 10: What hurts more – a wasp sting, or a swan bite?
B1 age 10: Why is dog poo bad for the environment?
LG age 5 1/4: Are dogs animals? But are they pets?
October 28, 2012
Ha ha that’s funny!! They so say some very random thugs your children don’t they?
October 28, 2012
They certainly do! But are they more random than other peoples’ kids? I just don’t know, but I do know they make me laugh!
October 28, 2012
Cute 😉 made me giggle x
October 28, 2012
Thanks very much, they make me giggle too! x
October 30, 2012
What on earth?? I cannot even begin to contemplate the logic that lies behind that lot! 😉
October 30, 2012
Oh they come out with some corkers don’t they! Have to say I’m unsure about the swan bite or wasp sting! x
October 31, 2012
Thanks very much for your comments, ladies. I don’t think there is any logic at all to my kids. I reckon the wasp sting might hurt more initially, but I reckon the swan bite would hurt more in the long run!