She might be 7 now, but my girl still says some daft things. But she’s not the only one. Her brother is nearly 12 and he STILL says daft things too. Here’s some of their latest classics…
(B1 is talking about camping by a safari park)
B1: I was woken by lions.
LG age 7: (mishears) What are broken lions?
B1 age 11 3/4: What would happen if an insect flew into your ear and touched your eardrum?
B2: I’m going to get a top on.
LG age 7: What’s a toppon?
Daddy: These are fresh burgers made this morning.
LG age 7: Were they cut off the pig this morning?
(Her brother is winding her up)
LG age 7 (to me): Where did you get him from? Your tummy must have felt BAD when you were having him.
LG age 7: I don’t like drinking water, but water will probably be one of the only things I like. (Yes, I was confused too!)
LG age 7: You know if a person is blind and they have a guide dog? When the guide dog is 17, can it drive a car?
LG age 7: I think nearly every single person in the world has been in a flat.
And, finally, a set of questions from my kids wouldn’t really be a set of questions from my kids unless it mentioned Hitler…
B1 age 11 3/4: If Hitler was still alive, would you be happy if I killed him?
I am sharing these questions as part of S2S2D as I’m sure our blogging friend Crazy with twins will find them funny. Emma is currently in isolation following radiotherapy and needs things to make her smile. Let’s be honest, anyone would find them funny!