It’s been a while since I’ve shared my children’s words of wisdom, well, random thoughts, with you. I don’t want to give you too much of a good thing.
But as you’ve all been so patient, here’s a tasty selection, on woodpeckers, trips to China, flying and more. All courtesy of my little girl, when she was 5 3/4.
I would hate a woodpecker to put his beak onto our house and get into our house. Do you think a woodpecker could do that?
Poppy said, and I think she was lying, she goes to a kung fu club and she goes on a plane to China. Is China a long, long way? I think she went on a plane, but it just looked like China.
The inside bricks are lucky because they stay warm.
Do you think if I was in the Olympics, and I was running even faster than you’re meant to, and I was jumping up and down, do you think I would start flying?
I’m going to make my pasta snap in my tummy and that will make me do a fart.
Do those statues make any noise?
Me: Do you know what a trench is?
LG: Yes, when it’s raining and you get all trenched.
Daddy: I had a bath, LG.
LG: How did you fit in?