Just a sample of random stuff from the dark depths of my children’s minds…
B1 age 10 3/4: Do you know anybody who’s played Russian roulette?
LG age 6 1/4: Mummy, when people take skin off pigs, do they die straight away?
B1 age 10 3/4: Mummy, do you know how much cabbages cost in Canada?
LG age 6 1/4: How does a person get to be chavvy?
LG age 6 1/4: Some children who are naughty can be quite thin.
LG age 6 1/4: Jack turned round and he said ‘You’re my girlfriend’ and I thought ‘Oh no! I don’t even like him, he’s naughty.’
B1 age 10 3/4: I’m really quick at turning sharp corners.