Mum of boys

I have a little girl, but I am first and foremost a mum of boys. From the moment my second son popped out, I became a mum of boys, and having a little girl hasn’t changed that. They came first and there’s more of them, so we live most of our lives in a boy’s world.

I am proud to be a mum of boys. It feels like something of an achievement to be in charge of these alien beings. I love them and I am in awe of them, but there are parts of them that I can never understand.

Two boys are different from one boy. They are noisy and they are messy. They are a force to be reckoned with. They dominate. They team up. They fight. They are best friends and they are enemies. They do everything together and they have secrets from the rest of the world.

Mums of girls, or mums with only one boy, at times appear simultaneously impressed and afraid of the power and sheer energy of boys. When they were younger, people looked at me as though they felt sorry for me. Two boys – what a shame. I used to dress them identically – it was useful if one ran off – they were easy to identify, match up and return to their rightful owner.

I know a couple of families with three boys and no girls. Their fabulous mums have not just accepted, they have embraced, a life which revolves around Scouts, Nerf guns, Lego, rugby, pen knives, camping and endless khaki and navy. Their boys are lovely. Any mum would be proud of them. With those boys, even a mum of girls could be persuaded to go over to the dark side.

Not so my boys. Three times a week, we enter briefly into girls’ world – for Rainbows, street dance and ballet. And my boys behave appallingly. Their behaviour is completely out of character. It is as though they are saying ‘We are here, we’re boys, take notice of us.’ And I want the ground to open up and swallow me.

My daughter and I go to the same dance school. So it matters even more to me that as soon as we arrive, my sons, who are old enough to stay in the car or the car park, go sliding into the studio on their knees. Then they run up and down a few times and manhandle my daughter around the room. At the end of the lesson, they push past other parents to be first into the room to pick my girl up. For some reason, they feel it necessary to physically grab her and carry her out of the room.

My daughter has been going to Rainbows for some time now. I didn’t get Rainbows at first. It’s not Beavers, therefore it can’t be right. It’s kind of a bit like Beavers, but with a lot more excitement about tiaras. When she told me a while back how much she enjoyed Rainbows because they ‘play games and make things’ I thought it was about time I gave it a bit more respect. If only my boys did the same.

Waiting in the foyer of the village hall for about two minute, my boys will crawl under the table. Then they engage in their weekly activity of defacing the parents’ rota sheet. All in front of other parents. Parents of girls. Parents who know nothing of boys and their funny ways. And what am I to do? Shout at them? Threaten them quietly under my breath? Or just ignore them? Shouting and threatening embarrasses me, ignoring them makes it look like I don’t care that they are behaving badly. And whatever I choose to do, they are going to ignore me and carry on anyway.

And then there’s ballet. Because it’s only half an hour long, we have to SIT IN THE WAITING ROOM AND WAIT. In recent months, I have been able to leave the boys at home briefly But not for ballet. We are out of the house for about 50 minutes and I won’t leave them for more than 15 minutes. The waiting room is full of mums of girls – only girls, girls with sisters, maybe girls with one brother. Many of the girls go to private school. The mums chat quietly. Then my boys charge in making some loud noise like cavemen, brandishing a large stick. If I’m lucky, they might proceed to beat each other with the stick in front of the room full of posh ladies.

And if that isn’t bad enough, let’s not forget that my boys are not only boys, they are OLDER than all the kids at Rainbows and dancing. So I imagine all the parents looking at them and thinking they are old enough to know better – 9 year olds and 11 year olds shouldn’t be crawling under tables and they certainly shouldn’t be beating each other with sticks.

And they would be absolutely right. But, do you know what, sod ’em. I know they are actually good, and surely that’s all that really matters. They are boys. And that’s just what boys do. And I wouldn’t have them any other way.

This is an updated version of a post published a year ago. Apologies if you’ve read it before, but another mum recently discovered it and enjoyed it, then I re-read it myself and thought it was worth another airing!

Author: Sarah Mummy

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  1. I wonder if your boys feel the need to assert themselves when surrounded mostly by girls. Maybe they feel a bit insecure in mostly female company. Oh dear, I sound like an amateur psychologist!

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  2. A lovely post and one I can absolutely relate to as a mum of three boys. They’re loving, affectionate and funny but wow, are they boisterous! (That’s why I drink wine!) 🙂

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  3. I also have two boys and a girl, but because I had my girl first the dynamic is a bit different, but I totally get what you mean about boys and their physicality!

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  4. Thanks very much for your comments, everyone, I really appreciate them!
    James – you make a very good amateur psychologist – I think you’ve hit the nail on the head there!
    Thanks very much, Distressed Housewife, anyone with three (or more!) boys has my utmost admiration!
    Sonya – I’m sure the dynamic is different with the girl being first and also the much bigger age gaps. I’m sure your middle one would love a wrestle with my boys though!

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