Bodies and bodily functions

We all have bodies. And those bodies do stuff. But how they do it, and why they do it, are endlessly fascinating. And it’s always the more disgusting functions that are the most fascinating…

LG age 5: I did a really little wee this morning. B2 said it was two seconds, he timed it.

B1 age 9 3/4: Can you burn sweat?

LG age 5: Why have your boobies gone brown?

LG age 5: All my teeth are wobbly, but not that one because that’s a mole.

LG age 5: Why do ladies have longer necks?

LG age 5: What if I’m sick every Tuesday?

LG age 5: Some people do big poos and some people do small poos. I do both.

Author: Sarah Mummy

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