Babies and birth are a mystery – even to those of us who have given birth. So if you’re 4 3/4, there are an awful lot of unanswered questions. Here’s just some of them…
LG age 4 1/2: Does the baby get dirty in the Mummy’s tummy from the food?
LG age 4 3/4: Why does a baby get its food from its little thumb?
B1 age 4 3/4 (on first seeing his baby sister naked): What’s that?
Me: It’s her sort of willy.
B1: It looks like a little bum. I don’t like that at all.
LG age 4 3/4: Do any people in the world, when they’re grown up, and they’re called like Susan or Ruby, do they call their babies those names?
LG age 4 3/4: What if the baby does a poo in the mummy’s tummy?
LG age 4 3/4: How does the skin go back on when the baby’s popped out the mummy’s tummy?