Daddy

He’s the most important man in their world. Here’s a few random questions about Daddy.

LG age 4 3/4: Why doesn’t Daddy wear a bra?

B1 age 9 1/2: Has Daddy once got drunk, Mummy?

B1 age 9 1/2: Who’s the best at noughts and crosses that you know, apart from Daddy?

B1 age 9 1/2: Daddy, are you half an orphan?

LG age 5: I think I know who’s going to die first in this family. It’s the biggest one. He doesn’t eat much (sic) apples.
Me: Nor do you.
LG: Well, I’m the smallest.

Author: Sarah Mummy

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